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- "Or... I think I messed up? Sir Tomato said I messed up, so I guess I messed up."
- — Sir Bacon 
- "Stars....never die."
- — Bacon
Bacon was a member of the BLT Trio before she was kicked out by Sir Tomato. Bacon now plays Pancetta in Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice. She is the only known person in the Doughnut Kingdom named after meat and has a distinctly pig-like appearance.
Bacon has very light skin, rusty orange hair, and brown eyes. She is short and squat, less than half Dame Lettuce's height.
She wears the Caketown Castle knight uniform - a red cape, a waffle cone kilt, watermelon shoulder pads, striped tights and armsocks, and matching cake-like breastplates, gloves, and boots. She also wears what appears to be a small bit of bacon on her breastplate, as all the Caketown knights wear their namesake on their breastplates.
Later, as a television star, Bacon wears a large array of various fashionable outfits.
Strangely, Bacon has pig ears rather than bunny ears. This is possibly to poke fun at how bacon is made from pigs.
Bacon is a bit slow on the uptake and often messes up, but she always tries her best to do what people want her to do. She laughs at almost everything and is overall good-natured if somewhat mislead by Sir Tomato and Dame Lettuce. She is incredibly kind-hearted, offering her friendship to Gary when the others are terrified of him, and brave enough to stand up to the Nightmare Knight himself so her coworkers can escape to safety.
While it is implied that Bacon is no good in a fight and isn't the brightest tool in the shed, she does possess unusually good acting skills and is capable of being quite attractive. The audience attending Panpipe's play hated the play itself, but gave Bacon a standing ovation for her small role. Later, Bacon is hired by Silver Studios in the Crystal Kingdom to play Pancetta in the latest season of Pretty Protector Punisher Pumice.
Bacon first appeared in the Prologue and has appeared in every chapter and interlude since. She also had her own April Fool's gag in which all the characters (including profile cards) were replaced with pigs.
|Cucumber | Almond | Sir Carrot | Princess Nautilus||Nightmare Knight | Queen Cordelia | Peridot|
|Splashmaster | Noisemaster | Mutemaster | Rosemaster | Quakemaster | Thebestmaster | Glitchmaster|
|Bagel | Baguette | Blueberry | Captain Bubblebeard | Chardonnay | Cinnabar | Cirrus | Commander Caboodle | Cosmo | Count Legato | Crabsters | Cumulo Puffington | Dahlia | Dame Lettuce | Dream Oracle | Grizzlygum | King Croissant | King Aster | King Clarinet | King Kelp | King Sunflower | Lord Cabbage | Lute | Mandolin | Maple | Panpipe | Princess Ametrine | Princess Azalea | Princess Parfait | Princess Piano | Princess Sunshine | Queen Conch | Queen Cymbal | Queen Sapphire | Rubus Brambleby | Sir Bacon | Sir Tomato | Tartelette | Tephra | The Guardener | The Sun | Tulip|